MADHU SIR VS JAYAN

In a physics period on wednesday(remember we are having white uniform)
Madhu sir saw jayans dirty shoes
sie:-hmm avanta achachan military -il kakkoose kazhuvunna shoes um ittondu vannekkunnu 100 rupa fine

Madhu Sir Zone

Scene (1)
Madhu Sir: Da ninte perenda?
Arun: Arun...
Madhu Sir: Suppose nammude Arun pedukkunnu. Appo paralel junctionil vannu vezhukayanengl ath equal ayit distribute cheytu ozhuki povum .
Madhu Sir: Shey! manasilayille? Da eng vaa
Arun:(hesitation).....
Madhu sir: Varaan..
Arun went towards him..
Sir: Aa vegam ozhichu kanichu kodu..

Scene (2)

Govind: Sir...(calling sir to ask a doubt)
Madhu Sir:O Pokko
Govind: Sir???
Madhu Sir: വെള്ളമുണ്ട് പൊക്കോ
Govind: sirr..
Madhu Sir: da dhairyamai pokko vellam estam pole unde
Govind: Sir graph..
Madhu Sir: Paper veno?? Kondu poikko ... Goa il okke anganeaa...
Govind: Alla Sir...
Govind: poikko paper upayogicho...


Madhu sir while teaching series and parallel connection

sir:-next we have to study the series and paralle connection of capacitors
sir(to arun):-ninte peeru enthade?
arun : arun
sir(to the class): suppose nammude arun muthram ozhikunnu , evide vachu അത് രണ്ടായി split aayi pokum
sir(to arun):ഡേയ് ഇങ്ങു വന്നാണ്
arun went forward
sir(to arun):-ഒന്നു പെടുത്താണ് നോകട്ട്

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SHAJAN SHANAVAS V MISS U

Shajan who once made us cry wit his comedy these are to remember u and your dialogs
scene 1:
rizwan,atul,anildas,shajan were stnding in varkala bus stand shajan was waiting 4 the bus Ajimon and v all were discusng about shajans mandatarams in class

shajan: da Ajimonte samayam ayi pakshe kanunillalo
anil: eppo varum ayirikum
shajan :da innale ellayirunnu
(a bus passed Ajimon and its rute was written in it)
we :da ada ajimon kidakunnu
shjan :ohh Ajimon(he didint blev)
rizwan: eda nee kandille ajimon ennu eruthi vechekunnu
shajan : ohh thana Ajimon
allu : da chumma laa nee route vayichu nokku mrakadamuk,mananak
shajan: thana thana
(the bus took awy shajan nw saw the name ajimon)
shajan: allha munji Ajimon poyi!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

scene 2
situation:it was chem lab exam v ar askd to do titrtion
shajan is given a pipet nd askd to pipet out the liqiud plcing it upside down shjan is tryng tryng nd trying
shaja"etendada egane!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"^

scene 3
At the annual day dance rehersals....
Situation: Adarsh was cleaning his rotten wound with a wool and with a bottle of water. Appo shajan avide ellayirunnu. Adarsh clean cheytittu a murivinte pazhuppum vellavum tirichu kuppiyil tanne ozhichu kalayamenn vicharichu vekkunnu
Shajan odi kithachu varunnu
Shajan: da...ho...da velloonda?
Mammu:Ella
Shajan: Da atarude vellama?
Adarsh: Aath kudikkalle... ente muriv tudacha vellama...
Shajan:oooooo..... da atingeduthu ta
Mammu: Da pazhuppu tudacha vellamanenn!!
Shajan: poda njan kudicholam
Anil: Da kudikkalle...
Shajan: poda ..
shajan takes the water and drinks.... and spit it out...
shajan: Ayye... pazhuppundairunnalle??

scene 4

Situation: A maths extra class was decided to conduct early in the morning at 7, Allu, Riz nd Mammu bcoz of riz's fault were all on the school but there was no class...... time passed away. Around 8 one is coming to the school, its no one else but shajan
Allu: Da shaja inn class ella ketto...
Shajan: Elle?
Riz: Elleda sir class matti vechuun!!
Shajan: Allah! Appozhe Anil Das paranjata inn ravile classillenn.... njan vicharichu pattikkan paranjataa enn....

Roy Sir Dialogues

Sir to Rizwan: Da etra markeda?
Rizwan: Ath sir...... 42
Sir: 70in 42 o?
Rizwan:mmm..
Sir: Oru karyam cheyy,kadappurath chennitte mannu mandi kuzhiyundakiyitt tala atinakath vech mannitt muud allel patti vannu talayil pedukkum....

To Anjay: Etrayada Mark?
Anjay: hii 38
Sir: Oru karyam cheyy kadappurath aama muttayidum! Ne padikkanda a mutta pirakki kond vikku ata nallath..
sir to govind: ninakka?
govind: njanum ivanta(anjay) kooda pokolam
sir: oho..

Benkingsley New Style

Ben വെളുക്കാന്‍ തേച്ചത്‌ പാണ്ടായ്‌




Ben's comment:- ( This Style is Performed by trained professional,so plz... dont try this at home)

RizZ..... KA.... CoMicS......

Scene 1
Rizwan:Enne adyam upadravichavante karyam ariyamo?
Jayan: Ella
Rizwan: aaa avan ente mudiyil pidichu valichu
Jayan: Ennitt?
Rizwan: Nyan ente kaikal engane madakeet otta idi vayatil vechu koduthu
Jayan: Appo?
Rizwan: Paavam cherukkan! Avane apozhe hospitalil kondu poi... Urine ponillenn!!

Scene 2
Rizwan: Da ninakkariyamo? Nyan 13 varshamayi oru pennune premikuva..
Athul: atarada enikkariyatha oru penn?
Rizwan: sangati aliya double way lina...
Jayan: Double way o?
Rizwan: yea pakshe oru prashnam unde
Athul: Entada?
Rizwan: Njanum avalum etuvarekkum samsarichittu polumilla...

scene 3
vishnu: rizwane ninte mukhakuru pokan puthiya vazhi kandupidichu
rizwan: enthada enthada!!!
vishnu: montha kondu tharayil orachal mathi

Rizwans new maths step....[Amazing stuff]

Venue : Sreekumar sir's tution
Sir gave the problem:to prove cos'{cosA+cosB/1+cosAcosB}=2tan'{tanA/2.tanB/2}
Rizwan: Hahaha this is simple!!
Athul: Vot??
Rizwan: Ayye etine mottattil oru cosA vechu numeraterineyum dinominaterineyum divide cheyta mathi
Athul: Manda! appo second term complex aavum
Rizwan: Poda kappa, cosB ye Cos A vechu divide cheytal pore?
Athul: Atalle njan paranje ath (cosB/cosA) aayitt kidakkumenn.
Rizwan: Ayye!( cosB) ye (cos A) vechu divide cheytal Cot (B/A) avuleda manda!! etu polum arinjudengil nee poi chattu kala!!

Vot to do guys? paavam ee edayayi pulli alpam loosaanu...

BiNu SiR's DiAlOgUeS......

1. Venue: late XI B, Scene:In front of all the students, Sajan sir sitting in one corner,to Arjun(he was not in full uniform) :
" Don't come like this and, and if you come in front of me like this once more, then I WILL PAY THE FINE"!!

2. Venue: Late XI B, Scene:Sir Teaching,suddenly Civin comes:
Civin: "Sir, one english note"
Binu Sir: "Come outside,come outside....."???
Civin:"????"

3.First Period after taking the attendance
Binu Sir: And today, new ILM sir is coming.... So no problem for YOU
(actualy he meant dont make any problem)

4. Binu sir to students : dont write when I am toughting in the class

5. Binu sir : it is a utter foolary

6. Binu sir: you have to study that questions but that questions are not in the question paper question but you have to study that questions.

7.Binu sir :- If a children wrote it as .......

JAYAN'S BLOCKBUSTER MANDATHARANGALS

Here are some scenes of jayan a വിഡ്ഢി in our class
scene-1
(PHYSICS CLASS)
madhu sir :-Jayan ,say what are the properties of a charge
jayan :- mmmm a charge has both positive and negative ends
madhu sir :-aaaa ninte ammayiappanta dingolfi

scene-2
(ENGLISH CLASS)
jayan was sitting carelessly in our first english class
beenarani teacher :-boy..... what is your NAME.......?
jayan(without hearing her clearly) :-ARINJOODA TEACHER

scene-3
(computer lab)
vishnu :-Jaya, do you know how to close this(C++) window?
jayan :-just switch off the monitor and then switch on

scene-4
(book store)
Athul and Jayan were in the book store
store keeper :-maths Binu sir 2 chapters padipichu theerto?
Athul :-illa naale theerum
store keeper :-naale സംസ്ഥാന ഹര്‍ത്താല്‍ aanu
Jayan :- എവിടെ varkala - യിലാ

scene-5
(computer lab exam)
Jayan: Ayyo teacher restart ayipoi
Resmi Teacher: Did you save the program jayan??
Jayan: Aa save cheytu....
After sometime...
Jayan: Ayyo teacher njan save cheytath maanju poi...
Resmi Teacher: So i think you didnt save the program
Jayan: Alla teacher Govind kandu
Resmi Teacher: OkOk You start once more
Jayan to Govind: Da kando njan save cheyt kandallo..... alla pinne!!

scene-6
(Computer Lab)
I(Athul) busy typing SQL commands
Jayan: Da etu kollilla, then minimised the screen
Me: Da y did you minimised the screen? I cant type
Jayan: Aaru paranju ne type cheyto minimisalle avide vanoolum!!

ശ്ശ്രോ ഈ ഞാന് എന്താ ഇങ്ങനെ

Jayan

12-B DICTIONARY

ശശി ------------------------------- fool
വലിപ്പ് -----------------------------difficult
മാക്ക് ,മുട്ടന്-------------------------larg
പൊളപ്പൂ , മടക്ക് ------------------- wonderful
അളിയന് ---------------------------buddy
ബുജി ------------------------------- intelligent
മൊട -------------------------------problamatic
അമ്മചിയാണെ -------------------- mother promise
ഒന്നു പൊ ഉവ്വാ -----------------go away
കലിപ്പു ----------------------------- problem
കിണ്ണന് ---------------------------- fantastic
കെഴങ്ങന് ---------------------------stupid
ലവന് -------------------------------he
മചു ---------------------------------dear friend
ഞെരിപ്പ്പ് ------------------------ awesom
വാറ്റല് ------------------------------------ wander
വാളു വെച്ച് ------------------------------- vomited
പിടുത്തം --------------------------------- drunken
പാബ്ബ് ----------------------------------- drunken man
പഴം --------------------------------------fool
പൊല്ലാപ്പ് -------------------------------പ്രോബ്ലം

Teachers Nicks....[gr8].....

Teacher's Name ....................Nick Name

Riya teacher.........................Tellamma
Reshmi teacher.....................Core 2 Duo
Sajan sir...............................Anastacia
Ajit sir..................................Naanappan
ILM (Javed)...........................Kaduva
Pradeep sir.................................Oolan
Vipin sir......................................പുട്ട്
(yet to be).......stay updated!!

Rizwan's comedy scene near the taps....[Gr8 incident believe me!!]

Hey guys ! As you all know we have washing taps in front of boys toilet. So everyone of our batch were going to wash our hands for lunch. Rizwan was absent on the prevoius day, the day when jayan passed his dialogue to our beloved Beena rani teacher... So i was explaining the incident to everyone including rizwan. So everyone laughed like anything, rizwan too. As my dear friends know, there is a platform in front of our toilet.. U know guys, he was just standing in the platform... As soon as he heard the dialogue of jayan , avan entu cheytenno? avan odi chadi erangi tapsinaduthu vannu, avide oru dogshit kidappundairunnu. avan atinu mukalil chennu ninn chavitode chavittu...... entu cheyyan!! paavam kandilla....entu cheyyana!! pakshe kidilanairunnu keto kuttukare..... just think the scene.... its just gr8!!

A SONG ABOUT GOVIND

Nin manassil prathishta nedan
Kothichathanee nencham
Thakarthadukki pettiyilaakkiilleyy
Ponprabhatham vidarum neram
Kulichu readyayi vannuu
Kothicha penno cheetha vilichilleeyy

Ilibhyanaayi vishannanayi ekanthanayi njan ninnu(2)

Come on baby come to me...
varilla? varilla nee???


Niraashakamuka lokathil
Oru pradhaaniyayi ninnu
Pareekshayil njan thunnam paadiyilleyy....

Thunnam...ah..thunnam!!!

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GOVIND SUFFERING FROM FOOD MANIA............

(during 2nd period)
govind(seriously): shho veshannittu vayya aliyaa

vishnu:entha raavile onnum kazhichille?

govind(sadly):illa 6 idly -ye thinnolu

Our recent awards...

Name of awards........................................ Achiever

1. Rotten socks everrolling ...........................Govind. S
2. Doubt master award ........................Ajesh Jacob
3. Shajan memorial ....................................Jayan. V
4. Best Sasi Award ......................................Jayan. V
5. Ujala cloth shine Award ...........................Govind. S
6. Viddivibhushan ......................................Jayan. V
7. Yawner of the month ...............................Ajesh jacob
8. Body Builder ...........................................Kittunni
9. Food maniac of the month.........................Govind. S
10. The Most cleanest....................................Jibin. S. Biju
11. Sulthan of the year..................................Mohd. Rizwan. R
12. Orbit whitest tooth.................................. Govind. S
13. Vaalratna ..................................................Athul.A